Joke of the day: Mom and Uncle David

A morbid denouement
The little girl then made a most shocking revelation to him. She confided: « Well, mom started screaming, jumped out of bed naked, she started running around, she slipped on the carpet, she fell out of the window, and now she’s all dead. » The man on the other end of the line was shocked to learn that his wife had just killed herself. He also asked the girl what Uncle David did. She said, « Well, he jumped out of bed naked, started running around, and then jumped out of the back window into the pool… But he forgot that last weekend you emptied the pool to clean it, and now he’s all dead too… ».