One day, he found his wife in bed. .

A man returns early to work one afternoon and finds his wife lying on the bed, breathless.
"What are you doing?" Ask him the man.

"Uh," she stammered. "I--uh... I think I'm having a heart attack. "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, "the crusted husband criss-off, "hurry, I'm calling an ambulance. He runs down, picks up the phone and dials the 911 when his son Johnny appears, sobbing with hot tears. "What's wrong, son?" Asks the father.

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