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And there, in a splinter of malice, he confesses, "No, I just wanted to make sure that you got my first message." ”
Joke 2: I call my wife
A man approaches a pretty girl in a supermarket. Surprised, she asks him a question:
"What do you want?"
"Uh, just a little time to talk to you."
"You're trying to pin me?" Aren't you a man in a couple?
"Yes, I am in a relationship, I have a wife." Except I haven't seen my darling, and usually, I just have to park with a beautiful young woman and she reappears in less than 10 seconds.
Joke 3: A new position
On a Friday night, a husband decides to look for his wife at work. On his return home, he asks her:
"My love, are we trying a new position this weekend?"
"Madame replied, "Okay, while our child is sleeping on his bed, you will stand in front of the kitchen worktop. And I'll take a nap on our bed watching TV."
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