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The next joke involves a woman, her two parrots and a priest.
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One day, a lady goes to her parish priest and said, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, but they can say only one thing. ”
“What do they say?” asked the priest.
“They say, ‘Hi, we’re prostitutes. Do you want to have a little fun?” “Advanced the woman asked.
“That’s obscene. Excluded the priest. “I understand why you’re embarrassed. ”
He thought for a moment, then said, “You know, maybe I have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrots to whom I have learned to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots to my house and we’ll put them in the cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrots for rent and worship. I’m sure your parrots will stop saying this horrible sentence in no time. ”
“Thank you,” the lady replied, “that might very well be the solution. ”
The next day, she brought her female parrogets to the priest’s house.
As he brought her in, she saw her two male parrots inside their cage, holding their rosary and praying.
Impressed, she approached and placed her parrots with them.
After a few seconds, the female parrots exclaimed in unison: “Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have fun? ”
There was a stunned silence.
Eventually, a male parrot looked at the other male parrot and said, “Shake the pearls, Francis, our prayers were answered. ”
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