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In response to the study, the Oregon Department of Transportation has launched a bold new campaign to educate drivers about the correct use of the left-hand lane. Their slogan: “Move THE HELL OVER”.
The initiative includes digital billboards, public interest videos, and even a hotline where motorists stuck behind a slowpoke can call and shout in a vacuum.
Unfortunately, early reports suggest that left-wing campers ignore the campaign, calling it “just another excess of government.”
When press release, a Honda CR-V caravan was spotted blocking the two I-5 lanes in a southbound near Eugene, maintaining a steady speed of 54 mph in solidarity.
Disclaimer: This article is purely satirical and intended for entertainment purposes. We love Oregon (especially) and recognize that not all drivers treat the left-hand lane as their personal therapy session, but let’s be honest, that’s enough. If you’re offended, consider this as a sign to check your rearview mirror and maybe just pass.
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