A standard wasp or hornet’s nest, possibly attached to the attic beams
A minor inconvenience requiring pest control or a DIY removal
Maybe a few stings if disturbed — nothing more
What He Actually Found:
Inside the large, paper-like structure was not a nest at all, but something far stranger:
A carefully constructed cocoon of chewed insulation and fabric
Dozens of shredded pieces of old family photos and paperwork — used as nest material
And at the center, a sleeping opossum, surrounded by baby possums, curled up in the warmth
Ingredients (If this were a DIY wildlife-safe relocation plan)
Protective gloves
Pet carrier or ventilated box
Soft cloth or towel
Flashlight or headlamp
Local wildlife rescue contact information
Preparation
Avoid sudden movements — the mother opossum may startle easily.
Contact a local wildlife rehabilitator or animal control — many will assist for free or a small fee.
If safe to do so and permitted in your region:
Gently place a towel inside a carrier and coax the animals inside.
Keep the carrier warm and dark during transport.
Clean the attic thoroughly with protective gear once animals are removed.
Serving and Storage Tips (Not literal here — interpreted as advice for prevention)
Seal all entry points in your attic and roofline with mesh or foam.
Avoid leaving food in garbage bins or pet dishes outdoors.
Use motion-sensor lights to discourage nighttime wildlife.
Store sentimental items like photos and documents in sealed, rodent-proof containers.
Inspect attic insulation regularly for signs of nesting or damage.
Variants (Other things that are often mistaken for hornet’s nests)
Bee colonies (which may produce honey and wax)
Squirrel nests made of leaves and twigs
Bat roosts — often found hanging from rafters
Mummified rodent remains in old insulation
Abandoned wasp nests later taken over by birds or rodents
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