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Joke of the day: Mom and Uncle David

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Who is Uncle David?
A silence suddenly fell between the man and the little girl. Indeed, in his family, there had never been an Uncle David. In fact, he didn’t know anyone with that name.

“You don’t have an Uncle David.”
The man wondered who this famous David was and why he was with his wife. The man then said to the little girl: “But my dear, you don’t have an Uncle David.”

Was his wife unfaithful?
To which she replied: “Yes, yes, he’s in the room with Mom!” The man then had an idea to find out if his wife was cheating on him. He explained to the little girl what she should do.

The man wants to know if his wife is cheating on him
He told the little girl: “Okay, fine, then, here’s what I want you to do: put down the phone, run upstairs, knock on the bedroom door, and shout to Mom and Uncle David that Dad’s car just drove into the garage…”

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