Joke of the day: Mom and Uncle David

A Morbid Denouement
The girl then made a most shocking revelation. She confided: “Well, Mom started screaming, jumped out of bed naked, started running around, slipped on the rug, fell out the window, and now she’s dead.” The man on the other end of the line was shocked to learn that his wife had just killed herself. He also asked the girl what Uncle David had done. She replied: “Well, he jumped out of bed naked, started running around, then jumped out the back window into the pool… But he forgot that last weekend you emptied the pool to clean it, and now he’s dead too…”