I Thought Our Anniversary Dinner Would Be a Proposal – But My Boyfriend Left Me Sh0cked Instead

I pushed the plate away and quietly paid my share of the bill.
Three days later, he was still texting.
Some friends told me to let it go, yet others agreed I deserved better.
So, I made a decision to teach him a lesson. I invited him over, telling him I had a surprise too.
As he walked in, he froze.
The room was decorated with balloons, and a banner stretched across the wall: “Congrats on Becoming Bald!”
A cake on the table read, “Manifesting It Early!”
While Ryan was furious, I smiled and repeated his words: “Just trying to keep things light. Good vibes, right?”
His own friends admitted he’d crossed a line at the restaurant, and soon after, he walked out for good.
The best part?
One of his friends stayed behind.
He told me, “That was the best comeback I’ve ever seen—you deserve better.”
Maybe that night didn’t end with a proposal, but it did end with something better: me realizing my worth and learning that sometimes, the joke isn’t on you—it’s the push you need to move forward.